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By Brad Lawrence

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Representation without Taxation

  This time it's Open the Borders and Path's to Citizenship. I honestly think that our fearless leader is a masochist. He NEVER seems to do what he was elected to do. And that is to represent we, the people, in a manner whish is BEST for us.

 But when he began that "Compassionate Conservatism" crap I knew the republicans were in trouble. And ever since then he hasn't seemed to care a damn about anyone, Right OR Left, except his vision for this country.

  Which is apparently to give it to Mexico. And to spend about every cent we have while the printing presses are screaming and smoking before they burn out.

  I suspected when he spoke Spanish better than English that he may have sympathetic leanings toward Mexico. But how in the world he went from being sympathetic to being a shill for the Mexican Government is beyond me.

  And the Senate, which didn't have much farther to lean before it toppled to the left and crashed headlong into the One World Government mentality all but ate each other in their frenzy to let Mexico become more of a dependant on us than your regular broken down, drug addicted, homeless burglar of an American citizen who sleeps in refrigerator boxes in the alley's of just about any city with a population affluent enough to afford refrigerators.

  There are still quite a few of those, but they're becoming fewer due to the ever increasing tax burden imposed on them by the leaders of those same cities who insist on providing more and more for the refrigerator box denizens.

  And so we come to this sad state of affairs. Where the Senate, with President Bush's approval, expects the American people to believe that these "ILLEGAL" trespassers will pay a fine (Ha!), learn English (Double Ha!) and become citizens only after every LEGAL applicant has been processed.

  And only AFTER the borders are sealed. (Oh stop, you're killing me).

  Meanwhile these "ILLEGAL" trespassers (or should I call them invaders?) will be free to run rampant over your cities, not learning or even attempting to learn English, not attempting to assimilate into our culture, or paying their fines.

  After all, these "ILLEGALS" have already lived here and know that our laws are toothless. I mean, President Bush has already said we can't deport 120,000,000 (everyone knows it's closer to 20 million) so who can blame them for not obeying our laws?

  Who in their right mind will rush down to pay 5,000 bucks for something they already have? And what will we do with those that don't? Nobody ever mentions that. But I'll let you in it. Once they have this program in effect, there will be no added border security, no stopping the illegals and our hands will be tied. The only thing which will then be needed is another Amnesty for their overdue fines.

  Did you know that in the provisions of this bill is a section that a gang member can say he is no longer a gang member and all is forgiven? It's a government magic wand. Did you know that criminal background checks of illegals MUST be completed in 24 hours or they are given a pass, and that if the system is down for any reason they are automatically accepted and NOT asked to come back the next day? Did you know that all prior taxes owed by the illegals are forgiven? And on and on. From Social Services to Social Security to Medicare to out of state tuition breaks for illegals but not to citizens of THIS country? Well, you get the picture.

 Let's see, Bush has gone from destroying the republican party to leading the largest and most expensive explosion of government growth in history; to forcing his Medicare Prescription drug boondoggle on the elderly with no concept of how to pay for it; to attempting to weasel his long time friend onto the Supreme Court (remember Harriet Miers?); to providing false information to America and the world about WMD in order to invade Iraq (and then attempting to say it's for their fledgling Democracy which is crap, I mean, who gives a rats ass if they have a democracy?); to selling this country out with his fast track trade agreements to China; to his attempts to get a European Union type treaty with Mexico and Canada; to his encouragement and support for Amnesty and automatic citizenship for millions of "ILLEGALS". And I haven't come close to his mismanagement of the war, his nepotism in general when it comes to hiring friends and firing anyone who disagrees with him, his ineptness in all things large and small.

  I mean, remember when the Iraqi oil would PAY for the war? 

God almighty, he's such a boob. You can understand when you see a person being interviewed on TV and they've lost everything and they laugh. We should ALL be laughing hysterically.

  We can cry later. And believe me, we will. 

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